Everything that could go wrong today, happily, did not.

I got to Savannah without any delays and located all my professors needed to sign off on my final thesis paper.

There was a small mistake on the signature page of my thesis, but the person at the library said they would let it pass. I guess they missed it on Jeff’s signature page. I used a reworked version of his.

I’ve done everything I can. I guess now I call the grad office in a week and see if that is all there is to it.

My thesis, while remaining nearly unchanged since a week-and-a-half ago, is so close to being done. Like two emails away from being done. This is driving me nuts.

I could get the go ahead to drive to Savannah to wrap this all up in as little a day, but a week seems more likely at the current rate. I’m getting terribly anxious.

In much more important news, Spider-man 3 comes out this weekend.

I just emailed off the second draft of my long over-due thesis paper. Hopefully, this is not draft 2 of 40. Once the paper is finished, I need to figure out how to print one of those fancy DVD and jewel case labels. It is getting a little frightening how close I am to actually finishing. I’m going to have to replace my thesis with some other long term project I will take months to finish.

My 5k race is tomorrow morning. Very exciting! I’ve been getting ready by not running since Monday and eating way too much Easter candy. I still think I’ll be fine tomorrow. The race is mostly on flat land, while my regular running route is obnoxiously hilly.

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I just emailed my professors the finished first draft of my thesis paper.

I would have had it done last night, but the internet was down at Dunkin Donuts, where all the cool kids write papers and eat stale donuts.

My girlfriend is in Colorado, and I miss her. I hung out in Target for about an hour today “for fun”. Who’s awesome? This guy

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I am putting the three cartoons for my thesis on DVD, and I’ve got software that lets me create subtitles and language/commentary tracks. I would like your help. Send me recordings of something funny to put on the commentary tracks. IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A COMMENTARY. I can edit audio, so don’t worry too much about being exact. Here are the lengths of the cartoons, though:

Email!! - 1:07
Dinosaurs in the Bible - 2:15
WTF - 2:26

I have no idea how WTF got to be the longest cartoon. That blows my mind. It’s basically finished, but I won’t be putting it up for public view until after my “I finished my thesis” party. Sorry. I will make it available to some friends if you want to see it. Adam. Jeff. Rick. Etc. I can’t put it up for people I don’t personally know even if you have checked this site religiously for like a year. I’m sorry. It’ll be up in a couple of weeks I swear.

I’m fairly certain I am going to L.A. to live and stuff in about two months.

Why? Because that’s where at least two women who have hurt me said they’d never livvvvvv… err… where’d that come from? I mean because that’s where all the jobs are. Yes… the jobs.

Kidding! That was snarky and probably sounded a little too true. While I am still a big dork about someone in Baltimore, there is nothing career-wise in B’more for me. Atlanta… well I actually found something the other day, but I was talked out of Atlanta by a couple of people who work there. I wish I found that thing a week or two ago, but who knows if that would have changed anything. Bleh. Personal life. That said, if I found something better, I still probably wouldn’t rule Atlanta out. I like the work done there, I like how close it is to Baltimore by plane, and I still really like this goofball that lives there.

The third cartoon is done in rough draft form. I don’t know how other people are going to take it, but I couldn’t stop saying “I am so goddamn awesome” the entire time I watched it. It’s either great, or I am well on my way to developing an inflated view of myself, the greatest man who has ever lived.

I also miss Jeff. There. I said it. EAT IT UP JEFF.