Hey @aishatyler just plugged #Archer on Celebrity Jeopardy. Also the Archer El Grande Finale de Season uno jenga! is tonight. Word is bond. #9 hours ago
Burger n tots n ying at the highlander. #2010/03/17
Thanks Photoshop! Totally fake! First, the lighting on the bride doesn’t even match the environment…plus, she’s too pretty for you. Second, the water is waaay too blue. Do some research, it’s called google image search! Third, congrats on learning how to use the clone stamp tool…clouds naturally repeat themselves in nature. Oh, and the shadow could use some work. Congratulations on a jerb well done!
I am sorry I said I was going to get you an Nintendo 64 but instead got you a Sega Genesis 32X. If I knew it would warp your fragile ego into thinking everything in the world was an elaborate ruse I never would have done it. Also, I needed beer money.
Dad! You said you’d be back after you got a pack of smokes…that was 27 years ago! I don’t blame you for my fragile ego and weak understanding of reality. Seriously, I just miss you. I know you only wanted the best for me. I can’t wait to have that game of catch you promised me right before you left! Please call me! I miss you and love you sooo much! It’s such a small world to have found each other and here of all places! I miss you so much daddy! I can’t wait to tell mom. She never remarried so we can all live happily again! I love my life!
May 26th, 2009 at 3:07 am
CONGRATS TIM!!
WOO!
June 2nd, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Thanks Photoshop! Totally fake! First, the lighting on the bride doesn’t even match the environment…plus, she’s too pretty for you. Second, the water is waaay too blue. Do some research, it’s called google image search! Third, congrats on learning how to use the clone stamp tool…clouds naturally repeat themselves in nature. Oh, and the shadow could use some work. Congratulations on a jerb well done!
June 6th, 2009 at 2:00 am
To Adam:
I am sorry I said I was going to get you an Nintendo 64 but instead got you a Sega Genesis 32X. If I knew it would warp your fragile ego into thinking everything in the world was an elaborate ruse I never would have done it. Also, I needed beer money.
Signed,
Your Father
June 6th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Adam your dad is using the computer again
June 9th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Dad! You said you’d be back after you got a pack of smokes…that was 27 years ago! I don’t blame you for my fragile ego and weak understanding of reality. Seriously, I just miss you. I know you only wanted the best for me. I can’t wait to have that game of catch you promised me right before you left! Please call me! I miss you and love you sooo much! It’s such a small world to have found each other and here of all places! I miss you so much daddy! I can’t wait to tell mom. She never remarried so we can all live happily again! I love my life!