I’m just checking in to confirm I have not been dressed in a big foot costume and stuffed in an over-sized cooler.

There isn’t too much going on I can really speak on. Work stuff right now is confidential, and my personal life is all complaining and joking about politics. Since I use this site semi-professionally, I don’t feel it is an appropriate venue to claim that John McCain is a Manchurian Candidate (he will assassinate himself), Sarah Palin is having Trig’s super special needs baby, or Obama is going to force my mom to become a devout Muslim with his creepy jedi charisma. I can’t think of a joke about Biden.

Anyway, the economy is exploding and politics is crazy and Ron Paul is wagging his finger at everyone from his stupid blimp while his supporters yell about gold and bootstraps on message boards for Breaking Dawn fan fiction. Lots of great material I won’t get into because I’m afraid some day a potential freedom loving boss will Google me and discover I have a “I hate all the troops!!” magnetic ribbon on my car.