The following trailer isn’t safe for the multitude of children that check my site.

Maggie and I are headed to Macon tomorrow for a Macon Bacon Thanksgivingmas. Then on Sunday, we’re going back to have fake italian fake thanksgiving. Sweet.

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The newest video for JibJab is up, and it is for Thanksgiving. You can check it out HERE.

In other news, I actually finished my Christmas video before this, but it won’t be up until closer to the holiday. There are definitely two more original videos in production, and JibJab is holding on to three alternate versions of the existing videos. Check them out and send them to your friends and family please. I am a fan of getting paid to do my own stuff, even if I have to be reeled in a little.

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You may have noticed the first page of this site has sometimes in the last month been a great place to find questionable pharmaceuticals at low, low prices. While I love link spamming as much as the next guy, I didn’t do that. My index page is getting hacked about three times a week like clock work. I’ve tried numerous alterations to my htaccess file, but there doesn’t seem to be a way to keep the culprit from pulling off the hack. Judging from my logs, the guilty party is always an IP from “internetserviceteam.com”. They have too many IPs for me to attempt to block, and my host hasn’t been incredibly helpful at cutting off the attacks.

I have created a work-around so that the attackers can alter my index file all day long, and it won’t appear on the web. This is a pretty simple fix, so I hope my host figures out the security problem before the spammers figure out how to circumvent it.
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I’m something of a tech nerd, and I have a magical power related to fixing computers. It works like this:

Step 1: The computer is not working how I would like it to. It may even be broken
Step 2: My attempt to fix the computer has rendered it a smoldering slab of plastic and metal. Oops.
Step 3: MAGICAL GAY WIZARDS POWER ACTIVATE! FORM OF EAGLE!
Step 4: Hours later, it works better than ever.

I attempted this process on my bike today. I’ve owned it for about 200 miles, and the thing needs a slight tune up. Step 1 and 2 worked like a charm, but then this happened:

Step 3: ADAVERA CABAVERA!!! WIZARD HATS!!!
Step 4: Everything is ruined!!! God is a bicycle and man has killed him!!!!!!!

So we had to take my bike to the shop. Luckily the tune-up is free since I bought the bike there. Sadly, I am bikeless until Tuesday.

In other pressing news, I am unable to find an answer on the internet as to why eating Golden Crisps or Honey Smacks makes your pee smell exactly like the cereal. It is creepy and gross. I like the smell of the cereal, but I’d like to avoid associating it with urine.

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