I am putting the three cartoons for my thesis on DVD, and I’ve got software that lets me create subtitles and language/commentary tracks. I would like your help. Send me recordings of something funny to put on the commentary tracks. IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A COMMENTARY. I can edit audio, so don’t worry too much about being exact. Here are the lengths of the cartoons, though:

Email!! - 1:07
Dinosaurs in the Bible - 2:15
WTF - 2:26

I have no idea how WTF got to be the longest cartoon. That blows my mind. It’s basically finished, but I won’t be putting it up for public view until after my “I finished my thesis” party. Sorry. I will make it available to some friends if you want to see it. Adam. Jeff. Rick. Etc. I can’t put it up for people I don’t personally know even if you have checked this site religiously for like a year. I’m sorry. It’ll be up in a couple of weeks I swear.

I am taking part in Channel Frederator’s FredEx event thingy. I was in episode 6 if you’re wondering what I have to do with Frederator.

You can check out the list of talent and get more info here:

Frederator Blog - FredEx

Click some of those names. It’s pretty amazing.

I think I have some sort of monthly “mood” cycle. Now is definitely the down slope. It has also been almost a year since the kickoff of my little emopacolypse, and I’m still recovering. I think I should just talk about absolutely anything else rather than travel down this road.

I do believe in a god with a wicked sense of humor. I decide to go to LA, and in the last couple of days life has conspired to make me rethink Atlanta. That’s really putting it more grandly than it deserves I think. Either way, as of right now it is still too little and too late. Life-altering decisions are fucking boss. It’s like a choose your own adventure book.

Well I hope it isn’t like a choose your own adventure book. I always die horribly in those. If I went to Atlanta I would have gotten a super job, married, and lived a life of travel and excitement?? I picked Los Angeles, so a space vampire hiding under my bed is going to eat me after I lose both my legs saving a kitten that has AIDS and bites me. The space vampire will also get AIDS, but he’ll give it to everyone I love out of spite. DAMN YOU CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE LIFE!!!!

I hated the space vampire. You couldn’t beat him. They just made up new powers for him so he could kill you no matter what. Vampires can’t do that!?! SPACE vampires can. Fuck space vampires! This is a little part of me that even my ex’s don’t know, but I really fucking hate vampires from space. I’m sorry I didn’t share that with some of you girls, but it was a part of me I wanted to protect you from.

Asshole cheating space vampire bullshit. I mean all the books were dumb. I’ve only won one choose your own adventure book. I played by choosing options that made it look like I wanted my young boy protagonist molested by a pedophelic old man who was working for a vampire. No matter how hard I tried to get that kid raped, he kept living. Eventually he just kills the vampire and gets the best ending. The book left me confused and a little shaken.

I think I’m going to miss Savannah. Some of my friends… most of my friends, actually, speak poorly of this town. I like it here. It’s pretty. I have friends here. I love the food. Moving is a little like death. That’s how I felt when I left Baltimore, and that’s sort of how I’m starting to feel again here. I’m going away, but life is going to keep on going here without me. It’s creepy. There’s nothing I can do about that besides like… burn the whole town to the ground. That may be over-reacting.

Cartoon is coming along. I’m working on the credits and little bits of text that require me to think up jokes… so there is very little work left, but I need to think of funny stuff and that can take a little while when I’m preoccupied pining over past lovers and being nostalgic about a town I haven’t left yet. I can be so hilariously lame sometimes.

Right now I just want these cartoons done, and to see what happens next. I’ve also had an awesome idea for a tattoo. It’s an old idea of mine, but now in horrible tattoo form.

I haven’t updated in a little bit. What am I doing?

The lord’s work.

I hate to say when my next video will be done because I think by now you know you should just multiply that number by three or four. That said… I think the next cartoon will be presentable by next week. Oh boy, I jinxed myself.

Otherwise things are quiet. I work every single day of the week, but only for about 2 to 6 hours. I’d like a day off, but the 2 hour days are practically just that. I’m doing a nice job of knocking out a little bit of credit card debt I foolishly fell into. Nothing crazy. I’ve had friends and loved ones with 10 times as much, but I still hate to have it hanging over my head. At my current rate, it could be all gone in about two weeks. My life right now is very boring, but it is quite affordable.

The ebay auction is almost over. There are three very strange people who have already placed bids on it. Amazing.

Pirates 2 Electric Boogaloo was good. I’m happy the next one comes out so soon. I didn’t realize they were doing that until 3 hours into the movie when nothing was being resolved. I don’t want to spoil the film, but I think the next one will be 4 hours of sword fights inside or on top of round objects rolling down hills.

The movie going experience last night was fun/annoying. I got drunk before we went, and I don’t seem to mesh well with 300 pirate nerds in love with Johnny Depp. Some lazy high school kid made a gay joke about me in response to a gay joke I made about myself. I was actually offended by the laziness on his part. Maybe he thought I was being serious? I blame Georgia’s educational department. I saw about 2 dozen folks I haven’t seen in weeks. There was drama, too. Oh such drama. I wasn’t actually aware of how dramatic it was until today, but apparently I was a nervous wreck scared out of my wits. I guess that’s why I kept smiling and laughing. I love the internet. In the butt.